Evolution can change the body. It cannot cure FOMO.
Before traders. Before charts. Before wallets.
Millions of years ago, mankind discovered fire. Fomo Sapiens discovered something much more dangerous.
Buy the top. Sell the bottom.
Somehow, Fomo Sapiens has mastered an ancient art. Scroll to watch it happen — it happens every time.
- 00Scroll. The market is open.
- 01Sees a big green candle.
- 02Gets excited. Jumps in.
- 03The price goes down.
- 04He panics.
- 05He sells.
- 06Five minutes later, it pumps. Without him.
- 07He stares at the screen in silence.
- 08Repeat.
00Scroll. The market is open.
after a pump
That has never stopped him. not once.
- Species
- Homo Fomo Sapiens
- Age
- ~2,000,000 years
- Habitat
- A cave. And fomo.family
- Strategy
- Buy the top, sell the bottom
- Stop loss
- None
- Risk management
- Never heard of it
- Understands market cap
- Probably not
- Weakness
- Big green candles
- Superpower
- Hope
He does not dream about financial freedom.
He dreams about a stupid amount of money.
One old caveman. One very modern problem. A coin for everyone who has ever bought a green candle at the exact top.
Always verify the address before you buy. There is only one Fomo Sapiens.
three steps. even he can do it. (he did. at the top.)
- Step 1
Open fomo.family
Get the app, make an account. Unlike him, you can read the instructions.
- Step 2
Fund it
Add funds to your wallet. Keep some for meat. Meat is important.
- Step 3
Search $FOMOS & buy
Paste the contract, check it twice, press the button. Then — and this is the hard part — don't sell the bottom.
Rule #1: don't sell the bottom. He will.
Painted by torchlight, one bad trade at a time. Move your torch around.
buy high. sell low. eat meat.
no stop loss. only hope.
this time is different
wen pump?
hodl the dream